Hark! In the distance! A low rumble. It is the approaching storm, it is the oncoming fury! Hide your valuables! Keep your loved ones safe and prepare for the end of days because the cataclysm that is named RAGECAST is here once again!
BUT WITH SLIGHTLY FEWER SILVER TEETH AND SLIGHTLY MORE WHISKEY BOWLS!
That's right! It's been a while, but this Friday, the 7th of April at 7:00 PM CST we're bringing back the one and only RAGECAST and you're all invited! Now I know what you're thinking! But Mr. Rage Select, why is the RAGECAST back after all this time? I thought the litigation from the last one was still pending and that most of the heavy equipment is still in the impound lot! Well gentle reader, all I can say is... the only sure things in life are death and taxes. Especially motherfucking taxes of which Rage Select owes many!
AN ARTIST'S DEPICTION OF JEFF ON APRIL 19TH
So join us here on Friday and kick in a few bucks so that Jeff doesn't have to spend the next few years in debtor's prison! We're going to have guests! We're going to have giveaways! We're going to have a drawing for some items that have previously been unimaginable to the human psyche! All that and we're going to have tons and tons and tons and tons of booze! You're not going to want to miss it!
PROBABLY THE BEST CASE SCENARIO FOR JEFF'S LIVING ROOM COME SATURDAY MORNING...
One more time:
Who? As many flesh sacks as we can fit through the door!
What? THE RAGECAST V
When? Friday April 7th at 7:00 PM CST
Where? Right here on this webpage or LIVE at http://www.twitch.tv/rageselect
Why? TAXES and BOOZE!
How? Damned if I know!
Congratulations to all of the winners and thanks to every person who donated!
